
Gek eigenlijk dat iedereen het altijd over mei '68 heeft, terwijl er in september '68 blijkbaar ook heel wat viel te beleven.





An expert commission of African leaders today announced their plan for comprehensive reform of music band U2. Saying that U2’s rock had lost touch with its African roots, the commission called for urgent measures to halt U2’s slide towards impending crisis.
“Our youth today are imperiled by low quality music,” said Commission chairman Nelson Mandela. “We will be lending African musicians to U2 to try to refurbish their sound to satisfy the urgent and growing needs for diversionary entertainment at a time of crisis in the global music and financial sectors.”
Concerns about U2 have been growing in Africa for a while. One Western aid blogger testified to the Commission that his teenage kids found U2’s music “cheesy.” The Mandela Commission proposed that U2 follow a series of steps to recover its Edge:
1) Hire African consultants to analyze U2’s “poverty of music trap”
2) Prepare a Band-owned and Commission-approved Comprehensive U2 Reform Strategy Design (CURSD)
3) Undertake a rehabilitation tour of African capitals to field-test and ground-truth proposed reforms
4) Subject all songs to randomized experiments in which the effect on wellbeing of control and treatment groups is rigorously assessed.
Mandela expressed optimism that the Commission’s report and proposed reforms had come in time to stave off terminal crisis in U2, and restore its effectiveness in the 80s arena rock field.

Zoals een duif haast
de bus zich naar zijn ver nest.
Dolomietenhoog.


"You have a glimpse of joy and then the next disappointment's just around the corner."
Roy Hodgson, coach van Fulham FC, vat het droeve lot samen van de trouwe supporter van een kwakkelende ploeg (When Saturday Comes, november 2009).

"Machelen aan de Leie is mij altijd voldoende geweest. Op een vierkante meter moet je in staat zijn de kosmos te ervaren."
Roger Raveel in De Standaard, 21.11.09.



"I care less about architecture than about how much human warmth its beauty has been capable of sustaining. Even Brussels, so devastated by real estate developers and disgraceful architects (remember that in the dialect of Brussels, “architect” is an insult), has held on to some wonderful bistros. Strolling from one to the next gives Brussels a charm that urbanism has deprived it of altogether."



Jean Paul Sartre (1905-1980), "Le jazz, c'est comme les bananes, ça se consomme sur place".





"Pangloss disait quelquefois à Candide : 'Tous les événements sont enchaînés dans le meilleur des mondes possibles ; car enfin, si vous n’aviez pas été chassé d’un beau château à grands coups de pied dans le derrière pour l’amour de Mlle Cunégonde, si vous n’aviez pas été mis à l’Inquisition, si vous n’aviez pas couru l’Amérique à pied, si vous n’aviez pas donné un bon coup d’épée au baron, si vous n’aviez pas perdu tous vos moutons du bon pays d’Eldorado, vous ne mangeriez pas ici des cédrats confits et des pistaches.' - Cela est bien dit, répondit Candide, mais il faut cultiver notre jardin."
François-Marie Arouet, alias Voltaire (1694-1778), Candide, ou l'optimisme, 1759.
"From India to Finland to America, postmen have fewer letters to deliver, meaning sharply lower profits or even losses for postal services. In the year to March 2008 India Post handled 6 billion pieces of ordinary post, down from 15 billion at the start of the decade. First class letters dropped by 9% in the first half of this year at Finland's Itella; junk mail fell by 16%. America's postal service is in crisis as volumes fall. It is expecting a third consecutive annual loss this year, after losing $2.8 billion in the year to September 2008."
(The Economist, 31.10.09)


